It's official, according to Perez Hilton,
THEY'RE OUT! Lohan Confirms Lesbian Relationship!
Apparently they have been a couple for ages, exchanges rings and being seen out and about by all and sundry, but this weekend the announcement was finally made.
They are Americas "new young lesbians". Cute.
Who cares though really?
Before you cry "no one" let's remember one of the significant contributing factors to John Kerry losing the election four years ago. He was in favour of, gasp, civil unions which is just one step away from same sex marriage!
Now maybe the general public can just about stomach Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson, after all they are both good looking enough to fuel many a Republicans lesbian fantasy, and even dear Melissa Etheridge presents an acceptable face of lesbianism, being a family gal and all. But, celebrities can get away with it.
It's a whole different story if Joe Public has to deal with gay parents at PTA meetings, kissing same-sex couples on the subway and the like. Then it's not so cute at all. (According to Joe Public that is. Airheadgenius endorses all manner of sexual practise)
But not everyone is happy with this latest outing. Lindsay's dad is having an attack about it and, according to The Sun, for the most bizarre reason:
"Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!"
The cause of this outburst? Apparently she ran out of toilet paper and, when her attention was alerted to the fact, she suggested that the person use the cardboard roll to wipe their arse.
Now, granted, this does not make her the best host in the world. And it certainly raises questions about her personal hygiene, but "hideous and disgusting representation of humanity"? Seems a bit strong doesn't it?
Would Mr Lohan's feelings have been similar if his daughter had a male fiance and he discovered that he was a bit tardy with the bum wiping? I suspect not.
It's not so much that Ronson's got a smelly arse that's the problem, more that Lohan's likely to have her tongue up it.
Maybe Daddy is just concerned for her health?
And back to spjv's post - I wonder what kind of impact this unsupportive daddy had on Lindsay's choices? Maybe he wasn't such a champion bum wiper either.
In honour of the lovely couple, today's Daily Knob features a gay man. What's the diff really? It's not as if I am going to meet him, so if you're jonesing after him, just pretend he's straight. The lovely Rupert Everett.
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