So, the reason this was the worst sex of your life is because you are totally lame and were considering using a girl whose mom was dying in order to stay afloat financially while said mom was dying?  And the poor girl's only crime was being "not that attractive" (in your opinion)?  And then after sleeping with her you never called her again?

Sounds closer to the worst sex of HER life and a narrow escape for her to boot.

But, hey, props for being honest and open.  If I ever take up torturing kittens or some such as a hobby, I hope I can also be as forthright about it.

Much agree. Worst sex for her. Worst sex for you. There are no winners here and man... Kinda depressing story. I need a drink now.

I can't believe no one wished you a happy birthday here all day. Happy Birthday, Z!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

looks like tuff luv beat me to it... I wanted to be the first

:)

Happy Birthday, Z! I hope your birthday celebrations are as fun as mine were last week.

Since you asked,

My worst sex was also a one-night stand - and actually I was cheating on my boyfriend at the time, so it was "bad" from the start. Went out with a tall redhead guy I met randomly who seemed the exact opposite of the boy I was dating in all the right ways, who had amazing teal green eyes. We ended up the evening at his apartment and jumped on each other as soon as we got in to his room. As we were kissing I discovered that his tongue felt really strange in my mouth, almost as if it was scarred or something. Weird. Later, I was confused when I saw "form fitting" written on the condom package, but soon found out that is code for extra small. Almost as quickly as things had gotten going I realized that it was all a big mistake but by then it was too late to do anything about it. I was actually embarassed for him because, seriously I could hardly feel anything.

The icing on the cake was when I talked to him on the phone a few days later and he made it perfectly clear that he had no interest in seeing me again because (and I quote) "you slept with me too soon." Jerk.

But yeah, serves me right for cheating I guess.

As if to remind me of my sin, I kept seeing him around campus for months after that and awkwardly trying to avoid him seeing me, not always successfully.

From then on I have not found redheads attractive in any way shape or form. Nor have I had (or been tempted to have) a one night stand with someone I barely know.

You should have just fucked her mother -- she would have been much more grateful and you could have felt like a good Samaritan, easing her terminal pain and all that.

Hey, at least I spelled my last name correctly.  And you can call me "dumbass" and mock my punnery when you learn to write properly.

So what kind of cancer was it?

Wow... I think maybe all of my mid-20s insecure, scarred, or depressed female friends slept with your soulmates...

i forgot to tell you a while ago when you did your "video goodbye" from the last blog spots that you come across much more sympathetically in person than you do sometimes in print so now i like you more than i did when i used to read you.  shavouah tov... that means have a good week

Nothin like a really horrible encounter to initiate personal change!

what's "khaversih"?

by the way, in hebrew "chaver" means friend but since you wrote in yiddish i'm not sure if it means the same... maybe friendly?