Small blog posts that is. V. busy day. But in the spirit of one a day keeps the doctor away, here's a little something I wrote on the train earlier...
I am sitting next to this guy on the subway. He is hella cute, complete with messenger bag and bike, plus cool hat, shorts, tanned legs and stylin' leather sandals. I'd do him in an instant and almost feel like striking up a conversation, except he is half asleep.
But that's not it.
The offputting bit is that he keeps scratching his balls. Yeah, I know that a half asleep male has no other choice, hell, my little boys already do it, but this dude is digging in his crotch like he's digging for potatoes. Just now, he launched his hand down the inside of his shorts and rearranged himself completely. My desire for his hard body and full lips is overridden by an overwhelming impression that he probably has crabs.
Shame.
The obligatory back catalogue:
The Perfect Blowjob
What is a boyfriend
Friends with Benefits
Real Women
Another quick pull out
Lesbian Lovers Come Out
Digits
Asymmetrical Knobbage
Cunning Linguist
Cunnilingus
Fabulous at 40
Winehouse Reveals
The Chick Facial File
Mirrors
Confession plus Daily Knob!
Abusive?
Celebrity Confessions: Boy George
Dick Trilogy Part 3
MORE dicks in my inbox
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The Queen Confesses
The Arse Man Cometh
The Ass Play Chronicles
The Sandwich Blowjob Porn Connection
Bangin Ass
Deformed Dicks
Did I really dream that?
Why I don't date Celebrities
Fashionably late or just a slacker
A blissfully crab free zone, one would hope, Nicholas Gonzalez