your daily throb looks like a man in drag. cute translations though.

shes man-o-riffic!

Jordan has to be a tranny (at least your anal longings will be fulfilled).  Your writing is fun and your real-life girlfriend is adorable, but almost every Daily Throb is slightly foul.  I can't tell if you're kidding half the time.  You seem capable of nuance (good taste in films, a pleasant professorial dressing style reminiscent of Alan Alda in The Four Seasons) but your rickety selections are the most Maxim-inspired frat boy skanks (with the exception of Sophia Loren, Pam Grier, and Wonder Woman). I guess the loins want what the loins want, but as we say down south, "them testicles need spectacles."  

Tongue in ASScheek?

Strong facial bone structure runs in my family, even among all the women... I think it's partially an ethnic thing.  And I don't think any of the men who marry them are gay.

By the way, these translations are different than your others... some kind of cutesy, some actually funny, none of them nasty.  I like that.  It's nice...

On one hand I think [somewhat sarcastically] "damn you Zeitgeisty! those are someones darkest thoughts and painful experiences!"

And on the other hand I think "hah. aha. humpty dumpty".

No. You take other peoples lemons and then you squeeze said lemons into their eyes.

I am mostly amused by this. haha.

I just had a fantastic mental image, thanks for that.

And for the record, my only objection to the facial is the possibility of mishaps. That stuff stings. Its not the act I find degrading, its the whining in suprise and discomfort and dashing naked to the bathroom for an eye-bath. Not the sexiest post-coitus behaviour.

Pam Grier was one of my earliest celebrity crushes.  This chick has rather oppressively balloon-ish breasts.  She should be tied to a string.

On the subject of Mommy taking down her profile... awww dude, low blow!  That said, there is a woman on Hooksexup whose profile is pretty much all about the D/s thing, which isn't really my gig at all.  She's pretty clear about everything she's looking for and it's very explicit.  I see her about once a week around the neighborhood with her daughters who are in their early teens.  I've wondered more than once what she would do if she had to explain it to them.  That could very well be my hang-up though and not hers.  

I'm actually not entirely sure, because we don't have a comprehensive geneology, and the family definitely resided most recently in Western Europe.  But after years of people telling me "you look unusual... almost exotic" I started perusing pictures half-seriously in search of "my people".  I think something more in the Mediterranean/Middle Eastern part of the world is a good bet.  Gypsies? *shrug*

Z--It's Domination and Submission or something of the sort.  A lifestyle choice for sure, and not mine.  I'm all for some fun and games but like Airheadgenius alluded to a while back, it seems kind of a one trick pony scenario.

I'm afraid I'm not comfortable being the one to broadcast her profile name though.  I only mentioned it in the context of the conversation.  It's her thing... it's cool for her.