See, men and their emissions!

Sometimes it can be "I'm so comfortable with you".

Others it's "Hey, look what I can do!".

And other times still its "I don't feel mildly embarrassed but that's only because I don't like you enough to care about your opinion on the matter."

My FWB of the last year recently farted in front of me. I got the distinct impression it was expressing a sentiment similar to my last translation. I'm not seeing him anymore.

Who knew, it's almost a language.

I once was in a relationship with this guy who really enjoyed farting in front of me. one time I had my head on his lap while watching tv and i heard him giggle as he started to slide a blanket over my head. he was attempting to give me a dutch oven, and I wasn't pleased. it did however eventually make me laugh when i saw how amused he was at the whole thing. he also really wanted me to 'fart for him'. thats how he would put it, 'fart for me baby, I want it so bad'. to him, it was a sign of true affection.

oy, men.

I think you are right about woman wanting to pee in front of the man. I (a woman) am always excited about the first time I pee in front of my new partner. I still try to hold in the farts though. :(

I will never ever fart in front of anyone except my brother.

'Sfunny. Much as I'm unphased by most human effluva (piss, period blood, whatever. Loves me a very stinky sweaty man. And I don't freak out if I have to wash a strap-on off, though I don't love it.) But . . . farts bother me. Not sure why. I guess I really don't fart that often, and it just doesn't seem like that big a deal to me to do it in the bathroom, or outside or whatever. I guess if you have digestive problems or a bad diet or something you fart more, and it needs to become a part of your personality? My husband farts un-self-consciously and I find it just unpleasant. I have never heard my boyfriend fart. Maybe he's still holding it in, or maybe he just eats properly. He doesn't seem uptight about many things, so I have a hard time believing he's weird about that. Maybe just, like me, considers it easy enough to **not** do it at someone.

oh and for the record, even with all his encouragement i STILL couldnt fart in front of him. havent peed in front of anyone before either.

I'm not delicate about farting.  I don't think it's a huge deal.  I think that's a reason I WOULDN'T make a big point of doing it in front of someone else.  Same with peeing.  If it happens it happens -but why make a point of it?  And in a way farting is worse than peeing, because stinkiness IS unpleasant for most of us, so I kind of buy the whole rude thing -I mean, if you have to do it you have to do it -but if it's stinky why would you blow it near someone or not apologize?  That strikes me odd.

As far as women advertant to farting though -I think a lot of women are brought up to be embarassed about it.  I remember boys in high school (yes, multiple) going around insisting girls didn't fart or poop. Not unlike how women used to douche (and risk infection) to not smell down there.  Cultural phenomenon.

My best friend's boyfriend of 9 years has never farted in front of her (I learned in disbelief), and she finds it astounding that all of my boyfriends are very hearty about their farts. Statuesque posing and all that. I'm not sure what she'll do if she ever ends up in another relationship...

Haha.. such a serious topic!

I'm a girl and I fart all day and night in front of my boyfriend. To me, it is a sign of affection and if a guy can't handle my farts then he can't handle me. Plus, I think it's fantastic fun....my boyfriend and I even have farting contests....aaahh, love.