Yeah, I agree with AHG. I've only had sex with a few women, so i don't really know the many different ways and means of female orgasm. But for me, I've always been amused at the idea of trying to fake. The out of control convulsions, bright red flush that spreads across my chest and face, and weird noises would probably be hard to duplicate. Especially that weird sex flush. Actually, I've read that for those of us who have the flush thing, the darker it is, the stronger the orgasm. So that could be a visual cue. i don't really know--usually after an orgasm like that, I lay there panting and immobile for a bit, so not really hopping out of bed to check my color.

I have always kind of wanted to learn to squirt, just more as a party trick than anything else. My boyfriend's ex is a squirter, so he obviously knows a bit about how to accomplish it. but we only get together every 2 weeks or so, and we usually have other important fucking to do, so tend to forget about it. One of these days, along with all our other "to do list" items, like fisting, drowning play, threesomes, forcing him to have 9 orgasms in 24 hours (we've gotten to 8 a couple of times, but 9 seems to be out of reach), and so forth. It's a kinda long list . . .

I suppose I could tickle my fellow and press upon him until he peed his pants and call it tumescent urethral ejaculate.  It's strange that pornography has predated science concerning this topic.  I'm all for it, but remain dubious.  

Yeah some scientists in Germany or Holland or one of those other European countries with innovative science research got together a few women who knew they could... ejaculate... (I think squirt is a gross word unless it's ketchup or water pistols) and had these women drink a chemical that would turn their pee blue. Then they put them in little rooms to masturbate til they came everywhere and, wonder of wonders, their juices were the usual girl-cum color. Some showed faint bluish tints. They also had the women rank their orgasms on a scale of pleasure and intensity, and compared their estimates of how long they took to actual stopwatch times. It was some thorough and valuable research.

I thought that female ejaculate (is that what it's called?) came from the pee pee hole! where does it come from then? I know it doesnt come out of the vaginal opening...

actually vix, I think it does come out of the vaginal opening.  And "pee-pee hole"??  How old are you, anyway?

Mr. Z, I'll take your confident word on the TASTE of urine and just admit there are certain delicacies not offered on my sexual menu.  

I've always heard that it does come out of the urethra, but is not pee (although it has some similar chemicals, which would explain that faint blueish tinge in the experiment.) Apparently, at least according to the Wik, close . . .

"Female ejaculation (also described in the medical literature as Orgasmic Expulsion, and colloquially as squirting or gushing) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before orgasm."

What are paraurethral ducts,? Glad you asked:

In human anatomy (female), the Skene's glands (also known as the lesser vestibular, periurethral glands, skene glands, paraurethral glands,[1] U-spot, or female prostate) are glands located on the anterior wall of the vagina, around the lower end of the urethra.

If you can't tell that I was using PEE PEE HOLE to be amusingly infantile then I suggest you either grow a brain or a sense of humour.

moi aussi jai trois ans, et je fais pipi sur toi zeitgeisty (je sais que tu aime ça)

well, I thought that while female ejaculate comes from liquid stored near the urethra in the human body, it doesn't actually come out the urethra.  I'm not sure your wiki article actually clarifies the answer to that question, but, I'm too lazy to look up another source right now

and vix, what makes you think I didn't think you were trying to be funny?

I've seen the evidence of this mythical fairy.  I had done the prep work but was unfortunately elsewhere when the little nymph lept out upon the sheets.  You have reinvigerated my curiosity.

The experiment above certainly sounds like something the Germans would do, what with their engineering preciseness.  

I'd love to pee blue.  What did they use?

oh man, Im sorry Toluca!

Now Im really glad I didnt call you a doodyhead like I originally planned to.

;)

i did have a guy who induced me to squirt.  he had quite the talent for it - suggested a position for me to be in, laid down a towel...he definitely had done his homework.  i tried to get someone else to try it, but his hand or wrist or something else really lame, got tired.  

i enjoyed it in a completely different way than the clitoral orgasm.  still preferring clitoral, but certainly wouldn't turn it down.  

je blague, apres avoir lu ton blog depuis plusieur mois je sais plus au moins ce que tu aime faire. in any case i have to admit that like shakti, i prefer the good ole' clitoral orgasm. it somehow feels more focused than the ejaculatory kind.

man, I think musicians have a lot of advantages when it comes to these sorts of things

I knew there was a reason guitar lessons are so expensive!

I'm not convinced that everyone can squirt.  I've encountered squirters for 25 years, and in my sample, about 15% can do it.  It helps to have strong vaginal muscles.  I've had the pleasure of inducing first-time squirts in some women (and Z, I've had that verbatim conversation where my partner DENIES that she squirted, like it's something to be ashamed of!).  But others could squirt sometimes, but not others, and I even knew one who squirted with another lover but not with me (made me jealous).

FN&L: Don't worry about peeing -- that can be part of the build-up sensation.  Empty your bladder before you start, put down plastic, towels, whatever you need to feel comfortable, and let yourself go.  I promise it's not pee (and hey, have I ever lied to you before?).