I’m an observer. To me there’s nothing more fascinating than parking my ass down at a café and just watching the humanity flow by.
‘Look at that one there.. Wow.. she has a past you can tell.’
‘What’s with this guy? He’s a tortured soul.’
Then there are the couples. I have to tell you, what I see a lot are these shlubby looking guys with decent looking girls. Stable guys. Guys that make the GIRL look good. Guys that say 'hon' and 'sweety', and wear shorts a lot to show off their legs. Makes me wonder whether that's what women want and need; a shlubby, stable guy that wears shorts a lot, who's gonna make them look good. I would never do that. I could never be that guy. The funny part is, guys want the opposite. They want a GREAT looking girl to make them look good.
Just another case of Mars versus Venus I suppose.
Another thing I’ve noticed a lot in my dating experience, is how every woman I've ever met has once 'dated a model'. I assume they like to tell this story in order to illustrate how they are indeed attractive enough to date a male model, yet would rather be in a stable relationship with someone 'normal' like YOU.
First off, I never bought into that. None of these women ever dated male models. Male models date other models, or they're fucking gay. Still, it's part of that whole psychology – especially living in this new ‘look at me’ paradigm. Everyone wants to be the star - attractive enough for the model, yet winding up with the fat shlub because he's stable. Are women too practical for their own good? Or are they just being disingenuous…
Still, it’s probably much simpler than that. Perhaps, it’s a case of the interesting people wanting the boring people and the boring ones wanting the interesting ones. You see, there can only be one rose in a relationship. One gardener and one rose. Conversely if there were two gardeners and no rose, then what would be the point of being a gardener with no rose to attend to? You see my point? Perhaps if one person could be the gardener, and another could be a dental hygienist? That might work..
What does it all boil down to? Apparently that guy from e-harmony does. He’s always popping on my TV with his grotesque capped teeth prattling on about chemistry. Personally, I don’t buy into that e-harmony crap. Have you noticed that all the couples on the e-harmony commercials are ugly? They all look like something one might find in a petri dish underneath a sink in some underground lab in Duluth, Minnesota. I mean, 2 ugly people getting together? How is that an accomplishment? Anyone can find some ugly dude or dudette to spend some time with. Just go to a bar and get drunk. Presto, There’s your e-harmony right there.
This to me doesn’t impress.
Perhaps we could couple e-harmony with some sort of internment camp deal - like we could corral all the couples that get together through e-harmony and ‘put them away’ somewhere, to get all the boring and ugly people off the street. I don’t want to sound mean. Maybe I’m just bitter you see, I was rejected from e-harmony.
I wasn’t boring or ugly enough I suppose.
On the opposite end, I was reading an article about this new dating site that only accepts attractive people. How they select you is pretty brutal. You post a photo of yourself up on their site, and it gets voted on by the members. If you get at least an 8 rating you’re in.
The mind boggles at who these participants are..
It makes me wonder. What if some guy or gal has gone through their entire life with the delusion that they’re the pinnacle of attractiveness, and when they put their photo up, it gets ranked 1. I mean think of it. The potential existential trauma being perpetrated here could be enormous. I took a look around the site, and to me everyone looked the same. All even features, tan skin, plain clothing (men in button down shirts neatly tucked into their khakis, bony women in evening dress). Everyone looked like they were about to go out for drinks with the gang.
I don’t have a gang. Gangs scare me. Gangs have a funny way of turning into a mob and mobs kill…
Maybe we could gather all the people from the site for attractive people, and all the ugly e-harmony people, and get them together and let them at each other! It could be a monster smackdown. Let them all kill each other to the last man. Then I could start a new site with the people left remaining!!
Oh.. What a beautiful fantasy….
Ahh.. Who am I kidding, I’d probably be rejected from my own site!
monica ivankan
We fart therefore we are
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Blogger doodles 2
My most cringeworthy moments with women
Are you a sociopath part 2
Are you a sociopath part 1
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blogger doodles
The worst sex of my life
The sex and the city movie was lame
commitment phobia is a myth
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TYPES
Do.. do women really suck in bed?
The odd disconnect between profile photos and reality
50 sexual expereiences I've never had
Dating COnfessions translations
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring