I was having a conversation with my father the other day about women, relationships, and the general vagaries of human existence.
He’s 71 now, retired and lives ‘the life of the mind’ writing, reflecting, and pontificating…Anyway, when it comes to relationships taking advice from my father is a bit like taking advice from Kafka, or maybe Edgar Allen Poe. In other words, he lays out a grim landscape…bleak, dark and generally joyless. Unfortunately in my case the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Lately I’ve been getting complaints from my girlfriend about my intractable nature. My complete unwillingness to engage in any activity she enjoys. I keep telling her I just don’t have it in me to go visit another museum, or drop another 20 bucks at another horrible movie. Her rejoinder is usually something like…
‘I’m not even talking about museums… how about dinner?? Going out for a drink??.. All you ever do when you come home from work is sit in front of the TV and watch MSNBC!!’
‘In case you hadn’t noticed, this is an important time in our history… This election is the most significant in our lifetime!!’
Well the election is over… shit. What’s my excuse now?
My father says you need to fall in love and get married young, or else it’ll never work. He postulates that once you get past a certain age you become so disillusioned that true romantic love is no longer possible. This thought haunts me, and to tell the truth I’m scared to death that he may be right. Not that I believe it’s not possible to love someone – I do - it’s just all that whimsical, unfettered, unmitigated, passionate abandon… does it have an expiration date?
I dunno, maybe it doesn’t really matter anyway. I mean, isn’t all of that akin to religion, or any other similar types of man-made fairy tale? Isn’t it better in the end to look at life starkly with an unbending loyalty to the truth? Perhaps, but it sure is a lot less fun…
Of course even in my youth I’ve never experienced that coltish, peppy, bubbly effervescent wave of amore that so many people cling to like deranged rhesus monkeys. My memory banks are simply filled with old anxieties, disappointments, broken dreams and bitterness. The cells ooze battery acid and leak into my current state of mind coloring my thoughts in gloomy hues.
Well, I’m not a kid anymore, and unless I sustain some brain injury which effectively wipes out everything I’ve experienced in my life, I’m stuck in this head.
If only I didn’t feel this damned inertia. I keep telling the girl that I warned her about me, but she doesn’t wanna hear it. I suppose this is what’s known as an impasse.
Ahh… the effort it all takes.. I guess I better start switching off the tube and doing actual shit.
Obama won, I suppose anything’s possible – the audacity of hope and such...
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bloggerdoodles
crazy pants
used to be cool - zeitgeisty on MTV
hurting for a squirting - the female ejaculation file
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blogger doodles 3
the gardener and the rose
We fart therefore we are
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Blogger doodles 2
My most cringeworthy moments with women
Are you a sociopath part 2
Are you a sociopath part 1
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blogger doodles
The worst sex of my life
The sex and the city movie was lame
commitment phobia is a myth
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TYPES
Do.. do women really suck in bed?
The odd disconnect between profile photos and reality
50 sexual expereiences I've never had
Dating COnfessions translations
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring