I can’t tell you the amount of times in my life where I’ve found myself in the awkward position of wanting to bang the friend of a girlfriend.
Seriously. Why are the FRIENDS of your girlfriend usually better looking and more interesting than your fucking girlfriend? In my case I think it’s because I usually just wind up with my girlfriends completely arbitrarily. In other words, I’ve never sought out any of them – save one or two – so consequently none of them have really been ‘spot on’ as far as what I consider to be sexually attractive, interesting, or intellectually compatible. Their FRIENDS however.. man.. there’ve been many I would have sought out if circumstances had been different.
I haven’t met any friends of my present girlfriend, and have no real interest to. She asks me from time to time to go hang out with one of them, but without any expectation. There’s really nothing good that would come of it anyway. I’ve never enjoyed hanging out with the friends of girlfriends, either you’re just thinking of fucking them, or you’re bored out of your skull – there’s rarely any middle ground there.
One particular situation springs to mind. I was going out with this girl who had a hot friend, and she proposed a ménage-a-trois. At the time I rejected the idea, and pretty soon thereafter rejected the girlfriend. However, 10 years later I wound up banging the friend anyway when she contacted me randomly one day via myspace. My point here I think is there’s always sexual tension between your girlfriend, yourself and her friends. Actually I’d probably widen that out to YOUR friends as well, however in my case my friends are all married, and I hardly get a chance to see them, so that lets me off the hook.
Women are naturally competitive with their friends, so it only stands to reason that this tension would arise. Practically EVERY girlfriend of mine has had a friend flirt SHAMELESSLY with me, to the point of embarrassment sometimes. Of course this could be the fact that I’m a total stud, however it might have something more to do with the fact that women are always naturally trying to one-up each other. It’s funny, whenever I would bring this up with one of my girlfriends they’d roundly dismiss my pontifications, usually with some irritating rejoinder about how I think EVERY woman is after me, or something equally annoying about how her friend is just ‘naturally friendly’… Yeah, so her longing stares, and hand on my thigh was just a mere figment of my imagination, or just her way of being friendly.
This is what women are really best at – being contrarian and irritating…
I’ve never cheated on a girlfriend with a friend of hers. I’ll bet there’ve been many times I could have though, and I seriously regret that I never attempted it. I mean, in the end all relationships usually go to shit, so you might as well have some fun along the way right? What makes the fact that I’ve never acted on anything with a friend of a girlfriend even more of a regret, is that it’s actually happened to ME …TWICE… with the SAME GUY!... Two girlfriends of mine wound up dating this friend I used to have, and to top off the weirdness, he wound up MARRYING an ex - girlfriend of my BROTHER’S. The puzzling part, is one would imagine this guy to be some total dream boat, or at least have some enormous shlong - no on both counts. Which I suppose doesn’t really speak too well of me. The point being is, none of those women had any compunction about fucking a friend of MINE. And neither did my friend for that matter. Still, at least this guy TOOK what he wanted, he didn’t have any moral issues about what was right or wrong. That’s always been my problem. For someone who’s considered himself a unique ‘out of the box’ individual, I’ve lived my life with a giant conventional moral yoke around my neck
If I had it to do all over again I wouldn’t have ever considered peoples ‘feelings’ when it came to establishing my own little slice of happiness.
Fuck em'...
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Blogger doodles
Is there an expiration date on passion?
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bloggerdoodles
crazy pants
used to be cool - zeitgeisty on MTV
hurting for a squirting - the female ejaculation file
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the gardener and the rose
We fart therefore we are
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Blogger doodles 2
My most cringeworthy moments with women
Are you a sociopath part 2
Are you a sociopath part 1
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The worst sex of my life
The sex and the city movie was lame
commitment phobia is a myth
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Do.. do women really suck in bed?
The odd disconnect between profile photos and reality
50 sexual expereiences I've never had
Dating COnfessions translations
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring