hey what's wrong with barcelona?

If anyone akses me Ill always say (while squirting some ketchup on a nucular hotdog and making out with a republican while listening to 'all that she wants'), that you zeitgeisty, are my heart!

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I bet you hate people who use smileys too...

I prepared to be slightly irritated by this entry, but found that I agree with almost every deal-breaker (aside from 16 & 23), love almost every film and album listed, and realize that I belong to a subgroup of listmakers who are maligned for a natural urge to categorize.  A top peeve of mine is when someone suggests such activities indicate one has "too much time on their hands."  As if, when not compiling lists, you'd be streamlining rubella vaccinations.  List of the movies on the list I didn't recognize/adore:  18, 28, 37, 46, 50, 52, 60, 83, 93, and 99.  

Could Mr. Z be a male version of me, thereby making any slight annoyances merely a reflection of my own internal struggles?  Dang.  

yeah I had a problem with 23 too, and I dont understand what is bad about being an american who watches soccer. ive never actually met an american who watches soccer though so maybe its a trully irritating sub-culture Im not aware of.

How about, "Anyone who puts Life Aquatic on their Top 100 Movies of All Time and does not put Rushmore on there -- and much much higher."

Is #36 real? Have you encountered these women? For shame.

Z-The films I listed are the only ones I don't recognize (all the rest I adore).  3, 11, 17, 41, 67, 78, and 79 have been watched obsessively, Grease was part of my youthful fantasies and memorized verbatim, Marty:  the first movie that made me cry when I watched it with my dad, and my best friend and I still argue about Carnal Knowledge (she claims Art Garfunkle is attractive, while I assert that his angelic voice is beautiful but he is a horrible, horrible looking man).  Best Simon & Garfunkle song:  "To Emily Wherever I May Find Her" solidified my dreams of romantic love when I was 8, making every relationship that didn't feature "juniper and lamplight" a letdown.

I disagree with 16 also.. I love Buck Hunter..

And Airhead can fuck off with that whole "I'm concerned for your financial health and well-being" shit.. She should be concerned for her whole being an aging single mother of two children bit..

Random thoughts:

I won't date a woman whose tits are bigger than my head.  And those tits scare me.

100 best albums:  Dude, this list is so WPLJ it's practically easy listening.  I expected a couple ringers.  Are they your 100 favorite or just the ones you think are most important?

100 best films:  I believe I've seen all of them but I'm not a movie guy.  My favorite film of all time is The Wild Bunch.  

I actually agree with a lot of your deal breakers.  Perhaps that's why I'm single  Too many deal breakers?  Oh well, they're part of me.  

Yeah Skip Spence is a real WPLJ staple... Assnozzle.

Wow -I think you may actually be shallower than I am!  (woohoo -I'd been worrying about my shallowness as compared with certain family and friends)

On the other hand, while I have a number of pet-peeves, a lot of mine are just of a totally different nature than a lot of yours.  Some are similar though (ones I've gotten criticized by people I know for voicing were that I won't date someone who's not a political liberal, and I won't date someone who's not in average or better shape, athletically speaking -I don't like much fat/flab).  Skin's a toughy -I don't like bad skin, but I don't have great skin myself.  So I guess maybe I should say I'm generally not attracted to people with WORSE skin than myself?

This entry makes me sad. But that's my problem.

It's ok. Mostly I'm just sad that you couldn't think of 100 dealbreakers. What are you, some kind of slacker?

oh snap, tuffy.

Zeitgeisty:

Well, of course you have certain criterion up there I don't like.  But to second fishnets, I'm pretty sure we already knew we wouldn't date each other.  Like I said, I really don't have a problem with people having their own personal preferences.  It's more trying to state things for other people or as objective truths that lets the rest of us stick our nose in.

creeepy.  why?  I'm just some anonymous person on the internets.  I could be a crazy 40 yr-old dude for all you know.  I guess I can kinda understand being as this is your job and all, but personally I almost never talk about the internets when I'm talking to people face-to-face.

Your taste in music would seem to indicate someone who is ancient relative to most of the Hooksexup demographic.  Do you just LOOK young?

I only had one dealbreaker -- if she said "no."

(Actually, that's not true, but it was fun to write.  The truth is that the older I got, the fewer things there were that were dealbreakers.  Part of my maturation was figuring out what was actually important from what I imagined was important.)

Thank heavens I did all those drugs in college and put ketchup on all sorts of ridiculous things. Because otherwise we'd kinda be dopplegangers and given that I'm actually not an emo fratboy, that sort of frightens me! (And yes I know you're not theoretically an emo fratboy. But you do a great job of playing one on TV!)

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a woman whose tits are bigger than your head - at least in my opinion.  In fact, I would find it a welcome change from most of the ones I see on a daily basis.

Someone takes themselves a tad bit too seriously. See #11