Happy Hooksexup Confession monday all...
"La dee fuckin da"
Original line from the first version of Annie Hall originally entitled ‘Annie, you’re a solipsistic cunt’.
"I slept with someone famous, and now I feel really awkward every time I listen to his music."
TRANSLATION: ‘Hey everybody, I fucked someone famous!!... LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!’
"Reading these confessions I'm becoming increasingly convinced we are a culture that has a huge problem with honesty and acceptance. If someone asks you how you're doing, you're supposed to say "good". We're told to act confident and happy all the time or people won't like you. Well, NO ONE's actually confident and happy all the time. We all act like casual sex and having as much sex as possible is cool. Well, LOTS (maybe most?) casual sex is not all that great, and the positive affects of good sex are temporary at best. Maybe in an effort to simplify things through trying to be super liberal and open and detached about sex, we've actually complicated them for ourselves. I'm going to renew my efforts to put the soul back into my encounters with others..."
..an excerpt from the Ron Jeremy diaries.
"I have a hard time interpreting whether your behavior is typical of a guy... or typical of a douchebag."
Most times that’s the same thing!
"Wow, never ever before has my backdoor been licked at a first date. I'm quite impressed!"
Jeez, why didn’t he just ring the door bell? What is he, POLISH?
"last night my friend (that i was pretty sure was gay) got super drunk and asked me if i wanted to have sex. when i tried to laugh it off, he seemed to get upset and asked if i was having sex with my (male) best friend (no). then i think he suggested a threesome but it was loud in the bar and i couldn't really hear. is he in the closet, trying to get to my best friend through me? yes-can relate. no-can't relate."
Ahhh.. the trials and tribulations of being a fag hag.
"I think a certain amount of navel-gazing is healthy for everyone. But I think the internet causes a lot of people to take it too far. Plus, reading someone's poorly written blog entries on some commonly thought-about topics they clearly consider profound is just sad..."
Uhh..err.. well FINE then… just don’t READ then, mr. meany pants.
"You already addressed the gravy- what more could I want in a man?"
The STUFFIN’!!!
"who reads Hooksexup confessions all the time, anyway? shouldn't anyone posting a lot (or thinking that someone else posts a lot based on constant reading of posts) have something better to do with their time?"
Yes!.. perhaps some zesty electro-shock therapy?
"this crazy feminist chick with a stick up her ass seems to be dominating these *confessions* lately. anyone else noticed?"
TOLUCA!!!... Stop bothering those poor people over at the confessions section!!!
Bea Flora
My myspace - - https://www.myspace.com/10separatecatch22s
My Facebook - Zeit Geisty
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1632432989&ref=name
Blogger doodles
The Origins of my cold, black heart
relationship dealbreakers
The different kinds of vaginas
bloggerdoodles
Snarky dating confessions responses
Blogger doodles
I wanna bang your friend
Show me your jugs
translations
Blogger doodles
Is there an expiration date on passion?
translations
bloggerdoodles
crazy pants
used to be cool - zeitgeisty on MTV
hurting for a squirting - the female ejaculation file
translations...
blogger doodles 3
the gardener and the rose
We fart therefore we are
TRANSLATIONS
Blogger doodles 2
My most cringeworthy moments with women
Are you a sociopath part 2
Are you a sociopath part 1
translations...
blogger doodles
The worst sex of my life
The sex and the city movie was lame
commitment phobia is a myth
Translations...
TYPES
Do.. do women really suck in bed?
The odd disconnect between profile photos and reality
50 sexual expereiences I've never had
Dating COnfessions translations
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring