You're still watching too much television.

Always let your conscience be your guide, fuckface!

Hilarious...

Janine Turner in her prime... nice.

No blue fairy action for YOU, douchebag.

So the whole thing with the metal clothespins on the nipples and the electric shock (I was going to say violet wand, but I reckon only Fishnets and a few others would smile in recognition) is right out? My boyfriend handled it for a little while, but then he called red. Next time, the clothespins go on the foreskin . . .

Good Eats?! wtf is wrong with you? Good Eats is GOOD!

it's interesting and funny unlike your blog. I know you try, and try and it's getting harder and harder to be funny and stuff. so keep on trying but don't put down good eats

I must also express my support for "Good Eats" even though he should stay away from goulash.

Yeah, can't say I've ever met a guy that was into nipple stimulation though. Ears or balls on the other hand, that can really go either way.

Hehe, I guess that is a weird sentence...I meant that some guys are into being touched there and some aren't.

Yes, Good Eats is always on, and this also annoys me although for a different reason--because it, along with M*A*S*H reasons is sucking up way too much time in my life.  I didn't like "Feasting on Asphalt" as much and I like that "Good Eats" goes into the science. Ditto on Iron Chef America though, although I can only watch it when I'm not hungry/eating something good, or it's just painful.

dude, it's always on? change the f...ing station!

and you would be surprise why i read your blog from time 2 time.

PS

breath. you sound angry. did your gf touched your nipples today?

not that i dislike it per se. and no it's not thesis either, i'm too old for that. i'm surprised about the subjects and the way you go about it. Q; what's the point?

I know you do it for money-- so there--like a whore, but sometimes its just lame.

I am 100 percent with you on the neck/ear region issue...if someone put their tongue anywhere near my ear or sucked on my neck I think I'd punch them in the face.

Nipple attention doesn't bother me, but then, I'm a woman, so less sensitivity there.

shouldn't you be like with yr gf or something? chill dude just playing with you. thx for sharing about yr nipples. good to know. I can relate! it doesn't bother me  that much but it DOESN'T work for me neither.

peace

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo....

(that was the twilight zone theme)

bom BOM baaaaaaaaaa, BA BA ba buh!

I'm glad my ears and balls are both where they are.  I'd hate to have my balls on either side of my head.  

Either side of your head might actually be a safer place for your balls than their current location. Harder to get kicked/hit etc.  Really, between the legs doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it.

That's true.  If they must be at their current location, then balls should at least be fully retractable at will.  

Intelligent design my ass.

Used to like having my nipples touched, now it's an intolerable sensation.  It makes me sad.  But I do like Alton Brown.  He makes me happy!

D.

My husband can actually come from having his nipples played with. Not easily, and I think I've actually only had the stamina for it once, but even the slightest attention to said nipples drives him wild. Which means that when I'm with other men, I just assume this is a no-fail horny-maker, and have the slight "huh?" when it doesn't work. Boyfriend #1 likes it, but only as part of an integrated program of licking and biting all over. Boyfriend #2 is too new for me to be sure, but as he's toppy as hell, I think if he wanted same he'd demand it. Darn, need to find new erogenous zones . . .

(I myself don't really get into the whole nipple thing. If they're being pinched or bitten really hard, that works, but licking and sucking is pretty "meh." Got a little better after I got pierced, but not that much. Just not a big turn-on.)

Never liked having ny nipples touched either in any way... hate the word too... I think we've all reached a consensus on this...

Wait - so are you saying you don't like me, by extension?  Sad, now.