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Doctors who specialize in sexual health emphatically state that there are many different variables that go into how ‘wet’ a woman gets during sexual congress. Still, that doesn’t comfort the poor sap that’s been making out with his gal for an hour and when he reaches down between her legs -  it’s dry as the Mojave. Usually he gets some lame excuse like...

 

‘Oh…it’s just that I’m dehydrated…’


 or... 
 

‘What’s wrong? lots of women need extra LUBE!!...’

 

Well, at least they’re trying to be nice. I suppose the one thing you never want to hear is…

 

‘I don’t understand this, this has never happened to me before. With my last boyfriend I was always sopping wet!’

 

The thing is, when you think about how much has been written about men losing their erections, one would think impotence is the world's greatest tragedy. I mean it is a multi billion dollar industry – getting hard, staying hard, making sure god forbid you never fail to please your partner with your rock stiff gargantuan shlong. Comparitively, very little air-time  is given to ‘wetness’. Is it not comparable? Alright, there are other ‘factors’ that go into a woman’s juice flow, but lets be honest here being excited and attracted to your partner is the MAJOR factor.

 

Still, if we’re to dismiss that, and lay it of all on the other factors, can’t we say the same thing about boners? Why are men ashamed to admit that they’re just too tired to get an erection, or that they’re stressed, or sick? That's just unacceptable for a lot of men. For some, their entire sense of self-worth is tied up in their wangdoodles. For all the double standards that are bandied about when people talk about the unjust inequalities between the sexes, this is one double standard that definitely favors the ladies.

 

In my experience with wetness, it generally seems the first few times with someone are the wettest – like an afternoon on Venus -  and the longer you're acquainted... the snatch gets less sloshy. Is it that the initial anticipation is less, is it that they’re bored with my tired ass, or is it simply…

 

…dehydration?

 

Who knows, I suppose no one really wants to exam these subjects too closely after all.  Still in the end… when all is said and done…

 

‘You ain’t gonna get – what ain’t wet.’



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extraneux said:

Female lack of wetness gets less airtime than male erectile dysfunction because the former is so simple to fix; a bit of saliva or lube and you're good to go.

January 28, 2009 5:39 PM

zeitgeisty said:

That might cure it topically, but not necessarily internally

January 28, 2009 6:11 PM

branded said:

Has anyone else noticed that there's a WOMEN'S deodorant named after the precise conditions under which sexual intercourse CANNOT occur?  Yeah, "Soft & Dri" -- what is UP with THAT?

January 28, 2009 8:17 PM

redheadinbed said:

before zeitgeisty gets all up in there and fixes us ladies internally with a ratchet, you might consider a few things.

for some women, it's difficult to come when there's no friction. if i'm running the water works, i am most definitely turned on but it can be tricky to get off. it also depends on whether it's easier for a girl to have a vaginal orgasm or a clitoral one. i have a penchant for the latter and like i said ... no friction, no itchin'.

most of my best sex started off when i was dry and he made me come first my rubbing my clit. of course, AFTER that i'm as wet as a rainstorm and the boning in great. he gets the satisfaction of taking care of me and i'm much more open to to try all sorts of things.

dryness is close to godliness.

January 28, 2009 8:26 PM

tuff_luv said:

Interesting post. It makes sense, but I had never equated ED with vaginal dryness before. I can honestly say that of all the things that my body is capable of, my degree of 'wetness' is something over which I have absolutely no control. And yet a man's ability to maintain an erection is supposed to be something he can just 'will' to happen. Totally not fair.

Of course, this doesn't take into account the psychological component of both ED and vaginal dryness, both of which can be treated with pills or lube, but it just puts a band-aid on the underlying issue.

January 28, 2009 8:39 PM

zeitgeisty said:

redhead - wasn't talking about orgasm, just wetness

January 28, 2009 8:59 PM

motoko said:

It's true, the first couple of times I'm with someone are the wettest, I think a lot of that is Hooksexups over the unknown (maybe it could even be a protective measure biologically?). The waterworks usually mellow out after that, but I'm much more likely to be *really* turned on once I'm more comfortable. And I wouldn't knock what redhead had to say, a little drier usually means better sex, so wetness may not be the best indicator of the effect you're having on a lady.

February 3, 2009 1:26 AM

nikki said:

I know for myself that I can be really wet at first but I quickly become dry and need lube. I know birth control can cause vaginal dryness in some women

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