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I checked Hooksexup’s home page when I got into the office this morning and I noticed a new short story had been posted called ‘The Conditional Surrender’ .


I skimmed through it, and discovered it was all about some middle aged guy getting nailed in the ass with a dildo by his girlfriend.

Well ok, it wasn’t ALL about that, but pretty much yeah…

Now, as I’ve divulged here in a previous post, I’ve had my ass invaded once by an ex with a clumsy long nailed finger and it turned out to be quite a painful proposition. Ever since then my ass has been off limits. In fact I carry around with me a laminated Doctors note excusing me from any rectal manipulation. It truly was an all around unpleasant experience, and one I have no wish of repeating – and this was just a finger we're talking about! I couldn’t even imagine getting rammed up the cornhole the way this dude describes.

I tell you, I’m just not into those dominatrix types that get off on inflicting pain on their partners. I always feel it’s as if they’re exorcising some disturbing personal demons within and I’m their very own voodoo doll. Of course I’ll hear cries of 'double standard', as men love to fuck ass but rarely lay their own mudflaps down on the table in reciprocation. My response to said condemnation would be…

…and your point is?  

As far as double standards go, that’s one I can live with sans guilt. Moreover, never have I ever inflicted or wanted to inflict on any of my ex-girlfriends some sort of strange and violent anal pounding with a hard plastic dildo. That just seems more like a power trip than anything else. I mean, what does a woman get out of fucking her boyfriend with a strap on besides some sadistic pleasure?

Reading through the story, I wondered what type of ‘heterosexual male’ – as the writer defines himself in the story – would allow their butt to be plundered in such a manner? I mean, I have a relatively open mind, but to me this crosses the line into ‘gay-ish’ territory. Perhaps it’s not all the way gay, but allowing your girlfriend to make her your bitch, while she shoves a giant fake cock up your ass, well….that’s pretty gay.

Still I don’t know, perhaps I’m just old fashioned.

Makes you wonder what goes on behind closed doors though. Who know, maybe Prorobert likes to dress up in a bunny costume and have carrots crammed up his brown eye. Maybe Toluca likes to dress up as a mailman, and shoot dogs. Yes, I can definitely picture it all. As for me, I’ve never been a fetish guy, and have always been pretty much the ‘decider’ in the bedroom. I’m the chairman-of-the-board if you will. Keep your oils, beads and other implements of destruction away from my bumcakes.

Homey don’t play that shit.

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Posted Mar 05 2009, 11:14 AM
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casualencounters.com/blog/ said:

You're old-fashioned. Anal loving is for the whole fam, and how massively sexist would it be if it were only the guy in hetero relationships who got to drive the brown plow? VERY MASSIVELY, THAT'S HOW MASSIVELY.

Human ingenuity and synthetic or semisynthetic organic solid materials suitable for the manufacture of industrial products provide a way for the ladies to get in on the backdoor action, a truth for which we should all be eternally grateful.

Anyways. Back in a bit. Off to get reamed by my gf into a helpless humiliated quivering mass of tears and blood and shit.

XOXOX

March 5, 2009 4:02 PM

zeitgeisty said:

ouch.

March 5, 2009 4:06 PM

zed said:

I've had a lot of women ask, beg or demand to fuck me in the ass over the years, and I've never once said no. And it was always worth it. DAMN, but does it ever get 'em hot and excited! I'm not 100% sure why, but I'm willing to bet it's not because any of them saw me or wanted to see me as gay. I've never been interested in the dominatrix aspect (and never had any experience with tears or blood or shit), but I'm not sure I ever considered that girls using toys was in any way comparable to guys. I certainly never made as big a deal out of it as 'Conditional Surrender' dude did, but maybe that's because girls, as far back as high school, were always playing the "I'll let you do me me if I can you you" card, and I never saw the big deal in calling their bluff. If you start early, it probably helps.

If I get a vote, I vote that "doing whatever it takes to turn girls on and/or get them off" is probably one of the less-gay things you can do.

March 6, 2009 6:46 PM

zeitgeisty said:

"I vote that "doing whatever it takes to turn girls on and/or get them off" is probably one of the less-gay things you can do. "

or it could be one of the MORE gay things you do... it's up for debate.

March 6, 2009 7:08 PM

Toluca_86 said:

zed sounds like a wise man...

March 6, 2009 7:22 PM

zeitgeisty said:

I think we've just discovered one of Toluca's 'proclivities'...

March 6, 2009 7:37 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

If you're with a woman, no matter what you do, it's not gay.  End of story.  

If it feels good and both parties enjoy it, it's all good.

And really, what if it did make you gay???

March 6, 2009 8:08 PM

Toluca_86 said:

me?  naw...

More just that I don't like men who are super uptight, always wanting to be in control, or homophobic, but I think you already knew that about me...

March 6, 2009 8:29 PM

zeitgeisty said:

I have absolutely no judgment about it... people should do anything they like as long as they both are into it..

March 6, 2009 8:53 PM

E-Claire said:

curious to know how you got "gay" as in "romantic and sexual interest in people of the same sex" from "a MAN getting fucked in the ass by a GIRL with a DILDO".

two lesbians using a strap on...does it make them straight?

my opinion is simple... if it feels good, touch it.

March 7, 2009 7:39 AM

zeitgeisty said:

I read somewhere that there's some kind of moral controversy amongst certain lesbians about using strap ons... that they do find it too 'straight' an idea...

March 7, 2009 11:26 AM

drkate08 said:

I'm still trying to find the anatomical contortion that would allow dp on me while I get to bang my bf's ass, and maybe something oral as well. Do we need a 3rd party or maybe a 4th?

March 13, 2009 1:22 AM

blackavar said:

drkate08-- the answer is midgets, or a complicated system of pulleys.

More questions can be answered that way than you'd think.

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